Steven Quentin Cumber, a Jersey City guy and the humble author of The Last Pickle Famine, at your service. I’m a hopefully somewhat reformed asshole and an experienced author by virtue of someone who has been writing this stupid novel for 15 years. I’m happily married and now living in New York City with my lovely bride, Zee Zu. You’d like her. I work at a soup kitchen. I write. I do some public speaking. I communicate with world leaders. I have not always lived such an evolved life, as The Last Pickle Famine details. I am trying to hold myself to a higher standard now, hoping to make this world a better place. Your help would be appreciated. Two, twenty-two, twenty-two!!!